Things Kids Say – On Marriage

Ballet Girl – Mommy, I want to sleep with you tonight.

Clean Mom – You can’t.  I sleep with Daddy.

BG – But why are you allowed to sleep with Daddy?

CM – Because Mommy is married to Daddy.

BG – I WANT TO MARRY DADDY!!!!!!!

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One Response to “Things Kids Say – On Marriage”

  1. Mackai says:
    October 12, 2009 at 10:32 am

    PRICELESS!! Now that is one for the books!! Thanks for making my day!! :) ))

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