Top Ways To Store Your Kids’ Art and the Funny Things They Say.

This is our family… as depicted by one of Ballet Girl’s recent drawings. (In case you can’t tell, I’m the one on the far right.)

It never ceases to amaze me how fast time flies and how fleeting the most treasured moments are.  Both Book Boy and Ballet Girl have said and drawn some hilarious, funny, adorable and sometimes unusually insightful things.  Here are some tips to help you preserve these memories for years to come and a collection of things my kids have said over the last year to make you laugh (and to store online for posterity’s sake).  Read the rest of this entry »

Things Kids Say – Zambaloney Machine

(While waiting for Book Boy to get changed at the local hockey rink…)

Ballet Girl – Daddy, I want to see the Zambaloney machine.

Incredible Dad – You want to see what?

BG – The Zambaloney machine.

ID – Say it again please, sweetheart?

BG – The Zambaloney machine… Daddy, am I saying it wrong?

ID – (with a smile on his face and hoping that his daughter never loses her innocence, Incredible Dad says)

…… No sweetie, you’re saying it just fine.

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Things Kids Say – On Marriage

Ballet Girl – Mommy, I want to sleep with you tonight.

Clean Mom – You can’t.  I sleep with Daddy.

BG – But why are you allowed to sleep with Daddy?

CM – Because Mommy is married to Daddy.

BG – I WANT TO MARRY DADDY!!!!!!!